Wednesday, July 30, 2003

I propose a new reality show based on the runaway success of Bravo's Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, called "Straight Dudes For the Total Prude." It would feature a group of five straight men that give a straight woman a complete life makeover.

On the pilot episode, the Straight Dudes would:

1. Throw out her underwear drawer and replace it all with Wonderbras and thongs
2. Get rid of her uncomfortable antique furniture and replace it with La-Z-Boys and a 73" TV set
3. Teach her that a long dress is one that is hemmed 4" above the knee
4. Persuade her of the merits of NASCAR, PlayStation 2, and toilet humor

I think this will be a big, big hit. Perhaps we can get it on Spike TV.

 10:18 AM

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