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Thursday, July 03, 2003

News Update

The "world's longest french fry" sold for $202.50; fast food workers are now scanning the fries so that they can contest the "world's longest" claim.

In other news, Cthulhu just washed up on a beach in Chile. It's the first sighting of one of these things since 1896, unless you count my personal sighting on the 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea ride at Disney World.

And finally, as pointed out on This Modern World, you need to do this:
1. Go to Google.
2. Type in weapons of mass destruction (no quotes).
3. Click "I'm Feeling Lucky."

 10:01 AM

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